Man Proud Of Himself For Not Staring At Cleavage

Local horny family man Licky Micky was caught staring into a woman’s eyes yesterday with no focus on the conversation at hand. He was in fact thinking “don’t look down” on a repetitive loop, nearly mouthing the words in concentration.

 

At one point he even became disillusioned with thoughts of grandeur, imagining that the unsuspecting woman was in fact impressed with his self control as opposed to focusing on the topic at hand.

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The woman’s breasts have declined to comment on the matter.