Tyler Strauss
Strauss Illustrated - The Original
Read up on the original magazine that set this whole wild ride in motion.
Strauss Illustrated - Second Edition
Read up on the original magazine that set this whole wild ride in motion.
Strauss Illustrated - The Original
Jump into the holiday spirit with this festively fakakta literary dumpster fire.
Eric Clapton Follows Up “Cocaine” With “ExtenZe”
Agoraphobic Turtle Refuses to Leave Shell
Ancestors Grimace As Man Masturbates. Again.
Tupac’s Hologram Files For Unemployment
Jewish Quartet “The Four-skins” Tops Charts
JERUSALUM, ISRAEL - Orthodox Jewish barbershop quartet “The Four-skins” topped the billboard 10,000,000 on Tuesday with their hit “Shalom Shalom”, a parody of famous Beatles song “Hello Goodbye”…
Impotent Man Deemed Worst Superhero Ever
SHORT HILLS, NEW JERSEY- After hearing the phrase “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”, local average Joe Dr. Christopher Gula MMDA decided to turn his most embarressing weakness into a strength...
Man Proud of Himself For Not Staring at Cleavage
LAGUARDIA AIRPORT - Local horny man Licky Micky was caught staring into a woman's eyes yesterday with no focus on the conversation at hand. He was in fact thinking...
Zuckerberg accidentally looks in wife’s eyes, turns her to stone
Pinocchio Goes from Real Boy to Real Man After Celebrating Bar Mitzvah
CHANUKKA STRENGTH
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8 Day Erections - Guaranteed!
Strauss Illustrated has the inside scoop on the competit Strauss Illustrated has the inside scoop on the competition that Emmitt Smith once called "not even an activity".
In this article you'll find a review of the 8 day series complete with action shots and stage by stage commentary capturing every detail you didnt know you didnt need
Biology
Darryl Strawberry Not Actually A Strawberry
QUEENS, NEW YORK - Famed Met’s slugger and former cocaine aficionado Darryl Strawberry has publicly announced that he is not, in fact, a strawberry of any…
News
Colorblind Fisherman Catches Great Black Shark
BERMUDA TRIANGLE, ATLANTIC - Local fisherman Mohammed “ham” Yakunori recently had the experience of a lifetime while fishing off the coast of Tijuana. “The day could not have been more beautiful”.…
NORTH POLE, ARCTIC - Blitzen "The White Nosed Reindeer" was arrested this past weekend in Miami Beach, where he was found on the roof of The Mutiny Hotel with 7 unidentified flying does and over 12 bricks of pure Colombian cocaine…
Santa ditches coal and goes Green!
Tyler Strauss pays homage to the greatest Larry of all time
GOAT MILK
